Tooth Fairy

The parents were nestled all snug in their beds when, suddenly, Meg remembers we didn’t deal with Leanne’s lost tooth and sends me flying around the house to scrounge up a suitable… I don’t even know what to call it. Reward? Hard to call it that, the child didn’t actually do anything. It’s just nature. I don’t get a reward whenever I take a dump, that’s just nature as well. So now I’m off on another adventure to jam my hand under her pillow like I’m some sort of redneck fishing in a mud hole.

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