In the three weeks since Leanne has been in public school she has brought plague and pestilence into this house. I’ve taken my vitamins in triple and am considering starting on the remains of Meg’s prenatal vitamins.

Just kidding about considering the prenatals. I already started on them days ago.

Austin has croup. For the blissfully unaware, it means every so often he belts out a single really deep, barking cough. I had no idea this was a thing.

Ever see a horror movie about possession where the victim suddenly makes a guttural sound that clearly shows he’s possessed? Ya, now imagine that coming over the baby monitor at 3am. Shit. My. Damn. Pants.