Passing the Torch

I just farted, looked Austin dead in the face, and said to him “You farted.” What followed was a 10 minute wrestling match with him denying it the whole time. Now my nose is bleeding and he ate the rest of the Christmas cookie I was eating when it started.

I’m pretty sure that, in some cultures, that makes him the head of the family now.

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